tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10168807389301328002024-03-05T00:32:23.310-08:00Peeing in the WindMFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-27195223833663063312009-11-17T09:21:00.000-08:002009-11-17T10:21:09.934-08:00Who Would You Rather 4?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNIGFkBokxzYKGF4V0x3AGaWZo8rfAa86lDHmo3QiX4uyL8gaMUkRpggK7H0vIjf7Gqchc1ZxZG34BCA3DvUh6AKvd5AzOtNor-RugUx-j-mh-ne4NmoZtQ34Ok3ajS4xgbHAzz9_I8Q/s1600/Katerina_Graham_2009.jpg"></a><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>I know I know. I've been gone for about 7 months. Bite me.<div><br /></div><div>Today's edition of Who Would You Rather? focuses on the girls of the WB. Let's not waste any time.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 253px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhIasBarGgDYQEpqYA-YVrIcIb48bjCHY9SFCbQcF0fWnQWWmus_i6nbuOBtVXeZnyFKjaZd0sQ9FBIbg6EyJJzBNG_0JTeYOc9f8WsDqZVdCqhTgMyLkSF62USIRcFhFhVg0zCdh2SQ/s400/CW-2009-Upfront-girls-of-gossip-girl-6340381-500-792.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405125777431066210" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">From left: Leighton Meester, Jessica Szohr, Taylor Momsen and Blake Lively</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:10px;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">Gossip Girl</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">For a lot of people, these girls should win this. But for me, most of these girls are underwhelming. Blake Lively has an amazing body and I think she's allergic to bras, but there is something about her face that reminds me of the Sea Hag from Popeye.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238);"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgO8Rmm-m16ZiuCqr5auI4YmUJrcGbYQ5LZmwTwVBD29k4DDjDjqDN1yRQIkKwwi7kVC5QMqLvZHnNrRSf_Wsru6OYb-5rGadXvrR3rty_it7Y2xvFxFk1VZTbB7PlbwPFOtxURClyXHQ/s400/witch_seahag2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405128339191359986" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 334px; height: 259px; " /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238);"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;">Leighton Meester is ok, but just has a boring look. Taylor Momsen is 16 and from photos is made up to look like a Raggedy Ann doll so go get your pedophile fix somewhere else. Jessica Szohr is alright, but nothing to write home about. The Gossip Girl girls are good, but that's about it. At least they aren't as bad as my next entry:</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDVlGZkyfGIOh2MFuEv0kctCPH2cXPpR5O7kCR6CqHR9sQ2eIWHBY2YUpgqsPmElXQp2RsVkFfLeGaPkf52HPNmOOecCCyxnpcFZUyIrfPim1lSHKWeZIKow0Yc19bBjKrdL40x5OMJg/s1600/3487683937_b449e71273.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDVlGZkyfGIOh2MFuEv0kctCPH2cXPpR5O7kCR6CqHR9sQ2eIWHBY2YUpgqsPmElXQp2RsVkFfLeGaPkf52HPNmOOecCCyxnpcFZUyIrfPim1lSHKWeZIKow0Yc19bBjKrdL40x5OMJg/s400/3487683937_b449e71273.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405129322519271314" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">From left: Jessica Stroup, Shenae Grimes, Jessica Lowndes and AnnaLynne McCord</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">90210</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"> </span></div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Where to begin with this group? Ok, let me start by saying that Jessica Lowndes is very hot:</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj84jtey7IqbsAK3ev5u2fB1u-q32F_p3IGVYLozOqG_dQ_Qbe5J0A2c-NumoLQooCoWhyphenhyphenwBBfKFqxqMCcvqTh0IC_q_fnDYE_A7WugomUpCE-eoUQVf_pFkHmiWjjECZHai5gnv28zAw/s1600/Jessica_Lowndes+Apr_30_2009.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj84jtey7IqbsAK3ev5u2fB1u-q32F_p3IGVYLozOqG_dQ_Qbe5J0A2c-NumoLQooCoWhyphenhyphenwBBfKFqxqMCcvqTh0IC_q_fnDYE_A7WugomUpCE-eoUQVf_pFkHmiWjjECZHai5gnv28zAw/s400/Jessica_Lowndes+Apr_30_2009.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405130203820405858" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px; " /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDVlGZkyfGIOh2MFuEv0kctCPH2cXPpR5O7kCR6CqHR9sQ2eIWHBY2YUpgqsPmElXQp2RsVkFfLeGaPkf52HPNmOOecCCyxnpcFZUyIrfPim1lSHKWeZIKow0Yc19bBjKrdL40x5OMJg/s1600/3487683937_b449e71273.jpg"></a>Now with that out of the way, this is the photo I considered using for the rest of the cast:</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); "><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6NCugG6qe4fmGuseT9YbWFxzKdFtxllJp0BHRT86DVVrbi6FLyWQ0Mxn1nYeb6244x6joXekC1jeBZF2G3hw6rXZ4SduHq5skqyO_a-I-HflrwlMcQzpTTGmlj7mOE0ZE17sVKTTibw/s400/Horses_000000645200Small.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405130939986981490" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 310px; " /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Tori Spelling leads the new 90210 cast members on their first day on set.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Where did they find these girls? Obviously the casting director was not a guy, because not self-respecting straight man would've picked these girls. When I long for the days of Donna Martin graduating because of her looks, then I know there's a problem.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoNYiWYDuyI77lUY5mhwJsGYRD-4cGXCE3Qei7_7EjZePAWbUmsY-htnCbXNBZEe3NRHI5yTB5aAdaZLMH9BGknHYIIsJaPP9v8pP8e-fVgZs7Nk0brz_jrSEXH-E5KN8NvnnTgdkjgg/s1600/lead2.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoNYiWYDuyI77lUY5mhwJsGYRD-4cGXCE3Qei7_7EjZePAWbUmsY-htnCbXNBZEe3NRHI5yTB5aAdaZLMH9BGknHYIIsJaPP9v8pP8e-fVgZs7Nk0brz_jrSEXH-E5KN8NvnnTgdkjgg/s400/lead2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405131833914006754" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">From left: Stephanie Jacobsen, Jessica Lucas, Laura Leighton, Katie Cassidy and Ashlee Simpson</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">Melrose Place</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;">Laura Leighton is 41 years old. She wasn't hot when the show first started and she's not hot now. Ashlee Simpson has improved, but there was nowhere else for her to go but up. Katie Cassidy and Stephanie Jacobsen have amazing bodies and they are both pretty hot, but there is one girl that stands out and that is Jessica Lucas.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgng0maZOcg98pSfYGxWOKaeR-fJ9XZ852ts5pOhZ59TxphBpboHH2jfI2tBHGlX58WaEcZqul5noXrkXgiU4_ESdGgKz7iuXTbyBMas3vnbH8PZ22qUD8T75KEsBSfzMcmF7In5uJhrg/s1600/jessica-lucas-pic-1109-lg.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgng0maZOcg98pSfYGxWOKaeR-fJ9XZ852ts5pOhZ59TxphBpboHH2jfI2tBHGlX58WaEcZqul5noXrkXgiU4_ESdGgKz7iuXTbyBMas3vnbH8PZ22qUD8T75KEsBSfzMcmF7In5uJhrg/s400/jessica-lucas-pic-1109-lg.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405134137328722962" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 334px; height: 400px; " /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKXpRxiX5GTKAVYbEf2ZQZRDOc-bzY0KxjqWCYX6z0pYU-MEmQupacc5w3G2D47_oNg3ABnz8nX0XUmXRCB9mRaXe5Y_oga1nSVzbv8gQGgX6Jk2SOsTIQH0bQIqX_IaOFWjCxJxM0SQ/s1600/Katie-Cassidy-and-Jessica-Lucas-on-set-of-Melrose-Place-September-2-melrose-place-7986532-779-1000.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKXpRxiX5GTKAVYbEf2ZQZRDOc-bzY0KxjqWCYX6z0pYU-MEmQupacc5w3G2D47_oNg3ABnz8nX0XUmXRCB9mRaXe5Y_oga1nSVzbv8gQGgX6Jk2SOsTIQH0bQIqX_IaOFWjCxJxM0SQ/s400/Katie-Cassidy-and-Jessica-Lucas-on-set-of-Melrose-Place-September-2-melrose-place-7986532-779-1000.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405133709128244002" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 312px; height: 400px; " /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">From left: Jessica Lucas and Mrs. Howell</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Look at that body. Holy crap! This girl is so fine that she beats the previous two casts almost singlehandedly. Hopefully, Melrose Place gets cancelled soon and she goes on to a great career in something better. Or porn.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgds9LEVEdmNCB77ppFuG8wcRr_m2e1yBAM8axOFO2ZWEIsds-JIyNl1lYDvU9T3hNuZgTRWZP57d8DfIKS3FiVjXMuKFvejiSv2-2KALSQUBRgIdV1t9FMk7Uwp1dSbrtR2iyjttp7Q/s1600/images.jpeg" style="text-decoration: none;"><br /></a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); text-decoration: underline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijItVVjEuGD7Rt763uyn3t4la4heAAyQvbFWixMCdBCf0D6vkSyU0x0N1pB153oTlulxfoi44dqa0B2SczEICU80X0omphzQy9Creb7udvnoBymeMdnazech84H-qZDht1SVfRnGrixA/s1600/vampire-diaries-photo-shoot.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijItVVjEuGD7Rt763uyn3t4la4heAAyQvbFWixMCdBCf0D6vkSyU0x0N1pB153oTlulxfoi44dqa0B2SczEICU80X0omphzQy9Creb7udvnoBymeMdnazech84H-qZDht1SVfRnGrixA/s400/vampire-diaries-photo-shoot.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405134985448466610" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 258px; " /></a></span></span></div></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">From left: Sara Canning, Nina Dobrev, Candice Accola and Kayla Ewell</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">Vampire Diaries</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">But our winners are the girls of Vampire Diaries. Firstly, these girls are hot even in their mugshots after getting arrested for flashing motorists from a highway bridge. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); "><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipX8lYnr-yOLX5zdTi5E4_0_f2TxIUFdjdQU194wzO2Z6mc9nTBeOfFSi-zPLkUBnbtqEt5ICGGcG82JmDsXyYdaYfkXxJb7ejustIekvwuMdVWMVR9kFMyNSd8Y8QJhpShmGza-D6pw/s400/nina+dobrev_krystal+vayda.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405136780531030002" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 333px; " /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238);"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;">All of these girls have amazing bodies and are cute to boot. Nina Dobrev is the star of the show and she has legs that run up to her head. She is gorgeous and in any other world, she would be the hottest girl from her show. But alas, it is not meant to be:</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); "><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNIGFkBokxzYKGF4V0x3AGaWZo8rfAa86lDHmo3QiX4uyL8gaMUkRpggK7H0vIjf7Gqchc1ZxZG34BCA3DvUh6AKvd5AzOtNor-RugUx-j-mh-ne4NmoZtQ34Ok3ajS4xgbHAzz9_I8Q/s400/Katerina_Graham_2009.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405138065800402978" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px; " /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Meet Katerina Graham. And with that, the girls of Vampire Diaries destroy all three other shows combined.<br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Thoughts?</div></div>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-12901954815587225172009-04-01T08:36:00.000-07:002009-04-01T09:03:16.925-07:00Not An April Fool's Joke<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjW_BnQAo-UqJpGd3cJbNZlAzo_-WjuF1GxPezS_MGFoXTzlJFxccYVtttF4GH9u3ULTWZwSqnijONYyKz098crpDgZNt2rSsSBg3AoIdW6fJDtonP81oLZil8lxBo4xCa06Sl1D0ULIw/s1600-h/Smash.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjW_BnQAo-UqJpGd3cJbNZlAzo_-WjuF1GxPezS_MGFoXTzlJFxccYVtttF4GH9u3ULTWZwSqnijONYyKz098crpDgZNt2rSsSBg3AoIdW6fJDtonP81oLZil8lxBo4xCa06Sl1D0ULIw/s400/Smash.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319747370986924674" /></a><br /><div>This is old (even older than McFarlane's Haunt), but I hadn't realized how many people hadn't seen this yet. This is Smash, a new comic written by Jeph Loeb (Nooooooooooo) with are by Rob Liefeld (Nooooooooo). Yes, this nightmare team of creators has decided that the world needs more poorly-written comics starring characters with no feet. </div><div><br /></div><div>I'm not sure which is the worst creator team-up ever, Loeb-Liefeld or Liefeld and director Brett Ratner who are working together on the Youngblood movie.</div><div><br /></div><div>There's also something else about Smash. He looks vaguely familiar. I don't know, maybe somebody can figure this out. I do have the most creative origin for him.</div><div><br /></div><div>"Scientist Dirk Danner was an expert in Delta Rays. During one of his experiments, a young boy on a skateboard named Nick Cones a Delta Bomb test that Dr. Danner has initiated. Danner runs out to save the boy, but gets caught in the blast. Now, whenever Dr. Danner gets horny, he turns into a giant purple monster, the Unbelievable Smash!"</div><div><br /></div>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-80767611850961901182009-04-01T08:23:00.000-07:002009-04-01T08:35:04.752-07:00The Yankees Will Win The World Series<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTYCfpbmufdXBAjcUAucPbJZYyLwiSJQVGlu3-psgfjXLVUaxI2bL-jNQliL_Aw9XFD4PLwVGRwwpGHW0kEvq0EFuU3HATjinQoyf5epblEj4hjknHqH10qTTAVFizTb2tRTGPsiEAbw/s1600-h/logo.gif"><br /><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 377px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTYCfpbmufdXBAjcUAucPbJZYyLwiSJQVGlu3-psgfjXLVUaxI2bL-jNQliL_Aw9XFD4PLwVGRwwpGHW0kEvq0EFuU3HATjinQoyf5epblEj4hjknHqH10qTTAVFizTb2tRTGPsiEAbw/s400/logo.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319744530992539938" /></a><br /><div>The New York Yankees will win the World Series and here's why:</div><div><br /></div><div>1) Better pitching. Last year's rotation had Mike Mussina as the staff ace for most of the year. Andy Pettitte was #2. This year, Pettitte is the fifth starter. Chien-Ming Wang is back from injury and is now a #3 starter. CC Sabathia and A.J. Burnett are the top two, and while I am not a big Burnett guy, he is better than Sidney Ponson and all the other crappy guys that pitched last year. Last year's team won 89 games with a weak rotation. I am positive these guys will add a lot of wins.</div><div><br /></div><div>2) The lineup is still strong. Most of these guys are getting old and injury-prone, but I believe that Jorge Posada and Hideki Matsui still will produce a ton of runs. Adding Mark Texeira at 1B was huge. He will protect A-Rod when he comes back from injury. Derek Jeter can still get his hits. Johnny Damon is still dangerous. Robinson Cano will bounce back. And Melky Cabrera is being replaced by rookie Brett Gardner (who is a terror on the basepaths).</div><div><br /></div><div>3) The division will be weaker. Manny Ramirez is gone, and while Jason Bay is a good player and teammate, he is no Manny. David Ortiz, Mike Lowell and Jason Varitek are declining at a rapid pace. J.D. Drew is bound to get injured. The Red Sox lineup is not as strong as it once was. I could see them missing the playoffs altogether. As for the Rays, I just don't see them repeating last year's success. Call it a hunch, but things went too perfect for them last year. I don't think they can repeat that performance.</div><div><br /></div><div>So you heard it here first folks! Place your bets for the Yankees beating the Mets in the 2009 World Series. </div>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-84876143744093147422009-04-01T08:06:00.000-07:002009-04-01T08:23:21.130-07:00Who Would You Rather? 3<div style="text-align: center;">Girls Next Door Edition</div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiJTVumnSdfhuF_1-JsG7eHzP4UbStRRIKB4SZR0swMm8bNSakVyTQTHIeFsy5pcioKJcTVVB0EgmYRhgUTPnkCnJLx5GG4idC7DrkDQburch1VlEM5cvps58viNqwt_suIAC6xKLwXA/s1600-h/kendra-wilkinson2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 286px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiJTVumnSdfhuF_1-JsG7eHzP4UbStRRIKB4SZR0swMm8bNSakVyTQTHIeFsy5pcioKJcTVVB0EgmYRhgUTPnkCnJLx5GG4idC7DrkDQburch1VlEM5cvps58viNqwt_suIAC6xKLwXA/s400/kendra-wilkinson2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319741034113101922" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Kendra Wilkinson<br /></div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdviaPya60Kh011y2s8_9BCbs5J3-W6kaPyjMNKE4Pn8H73_-ni1a-k2js1ssFBtdfDWNHdiWtuWuzg1vDNIcfAXIZNW8P_K92RFyHmHXXc1g9H_lAo6o5RXOIaXtrBlh-FHKnC0mnJA/s1600-h/Bridget.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 289px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdviaPya60Kh011y2s8_9BCbs5J3-W6kaPyjMNKE4Pn8H73_-ni1a-k2js1ssFBtdfDWNHdiWtuWuzg1vDNIcfAXIZNW8P_K92RFyHmHXXc1g9H_lAo6o5RXOIaXtrBlh-FHKnC0mnJA/s400/Bridget.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319741036316322658" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Bridget Marquardt<br /></div></div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJqSis-kxw0t_cgiS1MuXxTkym5R5jgcBPbVWUBt4ATmQc8BYj_8B6GY0fne0W5dj3FqFtvA2ZuSA4cbtDVIozrAHyjpImVRnwQQYIkaLb322MlvRAIPoakJ0kavb8YM5MXGa_gyK6dw/s1600-h/Holly+Madison+Pictures.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 302px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJqSis-kxw0t_cgiS1MuXxTkym5R5jgcBPbVWUBt4ATmQc8BYj_8B6GY0fne0W5dj3FqFtvA2ZuSA4cbtDVIozrAHyjpImVRnwQQYIkaLb322MlvRAIPoakJ0kavb8YM5MXGa_gyK6dw/s400/Holly+Madison+Pictures.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319741029373117074" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Holly Madison<br /></div></div><div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Let's start this off by getting rid of Bridget right off the bat. She is the oldest, the fattest (by Hollywood and Playboy standards) and the ugliest. At the Playboy Mansion, women like Bridget are usually taken back to the grotto and are Old Yellered.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Now we come down to Kendra and Holly. Kendra is easily hotter and prettier than Holly. She is into sports and plays the tomboy part well. She is probably also a really wild lay. Seems like an open and shut easy win for Kendra doesn't it? Well, no.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Now many of you won't agree with me (and I don't give a shit) but there is something about Holly that gives her the slight edge in my book. She is completely insane. Only a nutjob (or golddigger, but she could be both) would want Hef's 8,000-year-old seed in her. Holly kept talking about wanting to marry Hef and have children with him. This girl is batshit insane, which makes me think that she is all about being freaky in bed (jacuzzi, elevator, airplane). She seems the type that would do "anything" to please her guy and for that, Holly slightly edges out Kendra.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Thoughts?</div><div><br /></div></div>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-83381702281787322072009-03-09T09:26:00.000-07:002009-03-09T10:20:36.450-07:00Who Would You Rather 2?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuV-NaGKvHfYxwo78U0X0vFzrv0mCWiC7_qYuO5MghO3c30RGEbyMHDz6zftTnHuKFfjWzMt3AlMtnKPovrTV1dwM9Vph5EtGFpBcja-VtJjJQvYGxeezdHvvDz_M-3VgDBIJaR4zFFA/s1600-h/helfer.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 323px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuV-NaGKvHfYxwo78U0X0vFzrv0mCWiC7_qYuO5MghO3c30RGEbyMHDz6zftTnHuKFfjWzMt3AlMtnKPovrTV1dwM9Vph5EtGFpBcja-VtJjJQvYGxeezdHvvDz_M-3VgDBIJaR4zFFA/s400/helfer.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5311235758109212114" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Tricia Helfer (BSG)</div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi24u7gamR5EVL9dy89gucNJHQ5Ex2MS3-rqshhFflgITXkGktSamX5QjqPitHehS1vcV-KlBxi8uUnu59jEY5pRPu31A-f0x0newVZnhEC-rZLUWaO9PQZJemgJ0hxpieb7CtuGnKQ9g/s1600-h/evangeline_lilly_lost.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 322px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi24u7gamR5EVL9dy89gucNJHQ5Ex2MS3-rqshhFflgITXkGktSamX5QjqPitHehS1vcV-KlBxi8uUnu59jEY5pRPu31A-f0x0newVZnhEC-rZLUWaO9PQZJemgJ0hxpieb7CtuGnKQ9g/s400/evangeline_lilly_lost.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5311235753520546162" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Evangeline Lilly (Lost)</div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgR5cD1-Q8DrBXHeJSxeL_NCK8XHblVu5hx-yeUYt0SRx3rk3C-ZTADuWOJhRXdeBhOeJjtgScgayl1zjyCBfcg1BkDI6RP23rDPhAxI5oKr2GDSCndCOhUV9umRE0SLQ8YIxirJTry_Q/s1600-h/Yvonne_Strahovski.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 259px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgR5cD1-Q8DrBXHeJSxeL_NCK8XHblVu5hx-yeUYt0SRx3rk3C-ZTADuWOJhRXdeBhOeJjtgScgayl1zjyCBfcg1BkDI6RP23rDPhAxI5oKr2GDSCndCOhUV9umRE0SLQ8YIxirJTry_Q/s400/Yvonne_Strahovski.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5311235745376321474" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Yvonne Strahovski (Chuck)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">You know that these three are mega hotties when Tricia Helfer finishes in third place. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Helfer is super hot as a Cylon in BSG, but for me, she is a bit behind the other two.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Now, if you asked me three years ago who was hotter than Evangeline Lilly, I would find it difficult to come up with an answer. "Freckles" has one of the best bodies I have ever seen, and even though she was dating that Hobbit guy, I couldn't hold it against her. If I ever met him, I would probably kill him and take his body to a lab to be dissected. Then we could find out what type of weird scent he was releasing that would make a girl like her want to have sex with a guy like him.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">But then one day a crazy thing happened, I started watching a show about a nerd working at Best Buy. When I first saw Yvonne Strahovski, I actually wasn't that impressed. I thought she was just another hot blonde, but that was about it. But as she kicked ass in skimpier outfits every episode, my lust meter went through the roof. I know it's weird to say, but her character changed my perception of her. At times she had that innocent fuck me look. Then it was an ass kicking fuck me look. Other times it was a stern fuck me look. Her fuck me look range was off the charts!</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">So to sum up, Strahovski would be my choice at the moment barely edging out Lilly. This could change as easily as the direction of the wind, but that is my final answer today.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Thoughts?</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-84856434833097700942009-02-18T11:37:00.000-08:002009-02-18T12:00:41.586-08:00Can We Please Just Stop Overdoing It?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_TuiV6_HkAHaZq25NM9hJUGoWiVWuR4NnlMkzomGgJSy5NB9qhSt3P1vRNwUtJqyvc6duxLqiIGz7g0jW23NVCaFgTOtkHDJOOU9n5VJ4Pd0dEgtwAhu0ZiUA7aJa9tr-GeM5canDuw/s1600-h/knights-tale-heath-ledger-400a101106%5B1%5D.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304224132454942930" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_TuiV6_HkAHaZq25NM9hJUGoWiVWuR4NnlMkzomGgJSy5NB9qhSt3P1vRNwUtJqyvc6duxLqiIGz7g0jW23NVCaFgTOtkHDJOOU9n5VJ4Pd0dEgtwAhu0ZiUA7aJa9tr-GeM5canDuw/s400/knights-tale-heath-ledger-400a101106%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><br /><p>Look, I don't want to say bad things about a dead guy, but can we stop pretending that Heath Ledger was the greatest actor ever? Can people also stop coming out of the woodwork proclaiming themselves Heath Ledger fans or how awesome he was?</p><p>Let me explain. I think he was a good actor and his portrayal of the Joker was phenomenol, but one year later and people are saying how amazing he was.</p><p>This quote for example: "One other guarantee is that I'll be a sensitive mess when Ledger wins (the Oscar). That dude was awesome, and it sucks that he’s gone."</p><p>It does suck that he's gone, but he was "awesome?" He definitely had potential, but based on his career, I wouldn't go as far as saying he was awesome.</p><p>10 Things I Hate About You - Fine, let's say he gets a break for this piece of crap cause it's his first major role. </p><p>The Patriot - American Braveheart was a pretty boring movie and it was all about Mel anyway.</p><p>Monster's Ball - Halle Berry taking it doggie style from Billy Bob Thornton was great, but did anybody really like this movie? </p><p>The Four Feathers - Bombed.</p><p>Ned Kelly and The Order - Horrible movies.</p><p>Lords of Dogtown - Haven't seen it. I've heard good things, but I'm not sure how big his role was.</p><p>The Brothers Grimm - How this movie sucked was beyond me.</p><p>Brokeback Mountain - Movie wasn't bad, performance was excellent.</p><p>Casanova, Candy and I'm Not There - Crap, haven't seen it and small role.</p><p>The Dark Knight - Excellent, though I still maintain that Chris Nolan was more important to the awesomeness of that movie.</p><p>So again, how awesome was he? I put him up there with River Phoenix, untapped potential who was lost too early. But let's not put him in the same category as some of the current greats.</p>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-92104230785653371432009-02-11T09:51:00.001-08:002009-02-11T09:51:54.119-08:00The Base System Finally Explained!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisx4IB1MtV_6qM4tAuLlUusqrsNgGXdEIz9Zb_-OG9Y4Swx9Bl21S8sunO6oDyPkFGogewZ6Q49D9RKi2E0hADFM3Nw4UUAonHMeIPTrdv0dHkylniHty8lgiJA-Z5nW-oq2o2D9lazg/s1600-h/base_system%5B1%5D.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301598993801813010" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 363px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisx4IB1MtV_6qM4tAuLlUusqrsNgGXdEIz9Zb_-OG9Y4Swx9Bl21S8sunO6oDyPkFGogewZ6Q49D9RKi2E0hADFM3Nw4UUAonHMeIPTrdv0dHkylniHty8lgiJA-Z5nW-oq2o2D9lazg/s400/base_system%5B1%5D.png" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-47229016669115486872009-02-09T09:48:00.001-08:002009-02-09T09:51:57.592-08:00So I guess I got kicked off another My Little Pony ForumA few notes:<br /><br />1) The guy who did this is either a genius or insane. Or both.<br />2) There are My Little Pony Forums?<br />3) Don't fuck with Princess Biscuit.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRslo2apVGd_Yjr4eRxiG13Us36tW3kglzo-yS6UrNIFvWssXqveCs9VTJYt1XYjxm8PFuCTfogBh6Hf2zEDorPNzE3lS4CDbLlN18sKdGT2MW7Z7oBFs6WCWXXXK_VBK_1lCUZ5RIAw/s1600-h/pony1.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300856424397708018" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 345px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRslo2apVGd_Yjr4eRxiG13Us36tW3kglzo-yS6UrNIFvWssXqveCs9VTJYt1XYjxm8PFuCTfogBh6Hf2zEDorPNzE3lS4CDbLlN18sKdGT2MW7Z7oBFs6WCWXXXK_VBK_1lCUZ5RIAw/s400/pony1.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOBff1wbjnj5kWDe8eFfZy_LaYYQ-LjPlk1zZnx-GMrpWESZzUAZhopDZcFag2q32Wo24FBa5NBn75nUCuVQ9oEKmTdvNxOfizmYuyN53mNHUfMog6bR0Rn_onpsg4V6XRr78-xjuFyA/s1600-h/pony2.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300856344752899650" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 313px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOBff1wbjnj5kWDe8eFfZy_LaYYQ-LjPlk1zZnx-GMrpWESZzUAZhopDZcFag2q32Wo24FBa5NBn75nUCuVQ9oEKmTdvNxOfizmYuyN53mNHUfMog6bR0Rn_onpsg4V6XRr78-xjuFyA/s400/pony2.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6Iw3HOzGs-_uv3ShxD_c4uLTdzQCdA2OfIK07TIyzgSmeP9CiTxGYbBeGR5WnGbF7ovAZBUVjD8zzjc19WpXe5ohyphenhyphenM14nbLJ4OkEEx4KhUVFP-WVQ4UiG0emfhrg0FWVZ2NhYKvS9sg/s1600-h/pony3.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300856264867365362" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 335px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6Iw3HOzGs-_uv3ShxD_c4uLTdzQCdA2OfIK07TIyzgSmeP9CiTxGYbBeGR5WnGbF7ovAZBUVjD8zzjc19WpXe5ohyphenhyphenM14nbLJ4OkEEx4KhUVFP-WVQ4UiG0emfhrg0FWVZ2NhYKvS9sg/s400/pony3.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7Nopddevl1DZsR5hsYjEuBySIJ8tVeLljbsY72Y0v_KMHTcjwn8lO2fNsS7Eq8T7TXPDt0IfMO7ImeTj5pxCfXIVD_KoiCgSPciOwY577oNjrd8moentJS60Guolnn-5YPbhnUoY8VA/s1600-h/pony4.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300856175952819314" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 244px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7Nopddevl1DZsR5hsYjEuBySIJ8tVeLljbsY72Y0v_KMHTcjwn8lO2fNsS7Eq8T7TXPDt0IfMO7ImeTj5pxCfXIVD_KoiCgSPciOwY577oNjrd8moentJS60Guolnn-5YPbhnUoY8VA/s400/pony4.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOUdPkn_SjLviX1c3vynMipKwfNiBcNMDrvdbs9W-qpFIjWLiNPWtOXfL3deVHwW0cqvdm_i6wxje1O4KKFgk26C7ObzCpbm1E34cg-wL5lRrSmbHp307aCcGWAdYsyvyxTpcmz89y7A/s1600-h/pony5.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300856082652386514" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 367px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOUdPkn_SjLviX1c3vynMipKwfNiBcNMDrvdbs9W-qpFIjWLiNPWtOXfL3deVHwW0cqvdm_i6wxje1O4KKFgk26C7ObzCpbm1E34cg-wL5lRrSmbHp307aCcGWAdYsyvyxTpcmz89y7A/s400/pony5.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div></div></div></div></div>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-60827618435530775502009-02-05T10:02:00.000-08:002009-02-05T10:04:34.553-08:00Todd McFarlane Jumped The Shark<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyVspuNMrc4rUG9ftb7wtTYd8LMt5e-pnDnbsVovHjGAwP9mCEwsTpQPAAW58erwvhQ1fDS_BzxKjbL-y09huGfhTSM3wz3Gx7kpgARIhX2vFfz2URLdokofxZA2T2U7i1Tmqov-CQVg/s1600-h/Haunt_Teaser.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 263px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyVspuNMrc4rUG9ftb7wtTYd8LMt5e-pnDnbsVovHjGAwP9mCEwsTpQPAAW58erwvhQ1fDS_BzxKjbL-y09huGfhTSM3wz3Gx7kpgARIhX2vFfz2URLdokofxZA2T2U7i1Tmqov-CQVg/s400/Haunt_Teaser.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299375545885689538" /></a><div><br /></div><div>This character looks vaguely familiar. Hmmm...</div><div><br /></div>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-33331961056494515362009-02-02T11:07:00.000-08:002009-02-02T12:58:09.534-08:00Top 10 Reality Shows<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjW_xWbqFilHBDsWvHOWYLduDI7Fr2CNGbQOULQ88cspEhOZ0zMxh3i9MFhWONjHE2Qk6_arP-bJd14QebiqKsXPxgerj8gVX4q4Ti5mjPWKddYOqAc9RPfeWpNVkMoowMbcXvLYAs9ug/s1600-h/kelly-anne-photo-use.jpg"></a><div>Ah, reality shows. We love them and we love to hate them. I've wasted many hours watching these crappy shows. Reality shows are a testament to how low society has fallen, but I just can't stop watching these train wrecks. I even watch America's Next Top Model, which didn't make this list because of my intense, seething hatred of Tyra Banks.</div><div><br /></div><div>So without further ado, the Top 10 Reality Shows list:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIixcWknm-88O89hOc7KatBkhAxfsgWnIRperk_dcT0lQpntpBn7tPd8-XcRxrzlIwIRcxPLjVPD-MXB659UeRpeRnKpwIEsjcy4UhF2v_kkV43favf8KrE0dQ997qLPuXhWeclZWpQA/s1600-h/american-idol-judges.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 322px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIixcWknm-88O89hOc7KatBkhAxfsgWnIRperk_dcT0lQpntpBn7tPd8-XcRxrzlIwIRcxPLjVPD-MXB659UeRpeRnKpwIEsjcy4UhF2v_kkV43favf8KrE0dQ997qLPuXhWeclZWpQA/s400/american-idol-judges.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298286673138066578" /></a><br /><div><div style="text-align: center;">10) American Idol</div><div style="text-align: center;">8 Seasons</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Once American Idol reaches the final 12, the show gets incredibly boring. It is a horrible talent show and I usually dislike all of them. Where American Idol shines is during the early stages of the competition, when deluded individuals who think they can sing get verbally berated by Simon Cowell. It makes for some great TV.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Watching these contests try and sing is hilariously funny, especially when they beg to sing another song or just start singing again over the judges. Cowell definitely makes it funnier, despite Paula Abdul's drunken, stoned attempts to ruin the show.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivvTChQ0sw9PvX8TXavQ_eOtviqRKTKWOMVpqhI0yP3PYrfa9aEbZ6B6qL7xApWi_PZchZ96R1qzZoD8XQSk9Rh6WH5J8QuBQfLE4IP_QBAe2uqg99zrYnPMf5xkBwlAXN9Tc8aNFBIg/s1600-h/TommyLee2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 286px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivvTChQ0sw9PvX8TXavQ_eOtviqRKTKWOMVpqhI0yP3PYrfa9aEbZ6B6qL7xApWi_PZchZ96R1qzZoD8XQSk9Rh6WH5J8QuBQfLE4IP_QBAe2uqg99zrYnPMf5xkBwlAXN9Tc8aNFBIg/s400/TommyLee2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298286619510678786" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">9) Tommy Lee Goes to College</div><div style="text-align: center;">1 Season</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">I hesitated adding this because it was as much a reality show as The Hills or Laguna Beach, in other words, it was completely scripted. But it really was a funny show and the writers deserve credit. Watching Tommy get into one "zany" adventure after another was better than most shows that are labelled as sitcoms these days.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvyeVnPW_kZ8FL7Z_u0L9lN6XCvR6LgSm9KQVF-SbE_AU6zUa8l0JgBWuC9eK-Aq89GLIsUV2_6B0PX56mNC-wPYr9Gk5siv_tLPKDHrd042liqDiWIPJjGx22_4G6IxsUqItmdeDhdw/s1600-h/Surreal+Life.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 322px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvyeVnPW_kZ8FL7Z_u0L9lN6XCvR6LgSm9KQVF-SbE_AU6zUa8l0JgBWuC9eK-Aq89GLIsUV2_6B0PX56mNC-wPYr9Gk5siv_tLPKDHrd042liqDiWIPJjGx22_4G6IxsUqItmdeDhdw/s400/Surreal+Life.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298286549268362002" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">8) The Surreal Life </div><div style="text-align: center;">6 Seasons</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">The Surreal Life actually performed a public service. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Firstly, it gave work to some of the most washed up "celebrities" out there.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Secondly, it informed me on how things were going for stars of the past like Vanilla Ice, MC Hammer and Peter Brady.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">This show had some great moments. Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer pissing in the house, Vanilla Ice having meltdown after meltdown breaking things, including breaking down a door because he couldn't find any salt and the emergence of Flavor Flav as a reality star.</div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQXal9KtmEuzrxihWVdTNTcKy-IzxcrRPyTI2bP0i07eWb7wlH0sstg4TV7jWf0CtgUHXmXKe7VrQo1KT20-4lHhQCurF95LMFUTxbncK0sHfn3I4a6WPZZ8pd5_CiAd9aFS9B8g2f4A/s1600-h/Foursome_S1P1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQXal9KtmEuzrxihWVdTNTcKy-IzxcrRPyTI2bP0i07eWb7wlH0sstg4TV7jWf0CtgUHXmXKe7VrQo1KT20-4lHhQCurF95LMFUTxbncK0sHfn3I4a6WPZZ8pd5_CiAd9aFS9B8g2f4A/s400/Foursome_S1P1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298286468253857586" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">7) Foursome</div><div style="text-align: center;">2 Seasons</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">If you've never seen Foursome, then congratulations, you're not a pervert and don't subscribe to the Playboy Channel, but you are also missing out on one of the funniest, most over-the-top reality shows.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">The premise is simple, 2 guys and 2 girls stay in a house for 24 hours. During this time, different games and outings with sexual themes are arranged for them. Then they have sex. It's pretty awesome. Of course, since the show is on the Playboy Channel, nothing is censored and these porn stars in training don't hold back.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">One hilarious episode had the two girls taking a bubble bath together. One of the girls was feeling kind of down, so the other one decided to cheer her up by getting her "toy" and...well you get it now right?</div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEISEzsjlVf54m0mnG7LFq_cxAPq8a660f_op3c6K82FoJpNjWF9ta-k8xfmn_t6NnSzM40BJae3T1TfSoXB7LYBYgWkr3CTnkzd-GbrhlmeJk5TpRwdm_12zvHJCVX9fotOR1l18NDQ/s1600-h/hellskitchenvs5.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 270px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEISEzsjlVf54m0mnG7LFq_cxAPq8a660f_op3c6K82FoJpNjWF9ta-k8xfmn_t6NnSzM40BJae3T1TfSoXB7LYBYgWkr3CTnkzd-GbrhlmeJk5TpRwdm_12zvHJCVX9fotOR1l18NDQ/s400/hellskitchenvs5.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298286372648850482" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">6) Hell's Kitchen</div><div style="text-align: center;">5 Seasons</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Gordon Ramsey is a dick, but watching him swear and throw things at total morons is fun.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">This show let's aspiring chefs take over one of Ramsey's restaurants if they win. Why in God's name anyone would go to these restaurants after watching this show is beyond me. None of these people are ever any good and their personal hygiene leaves a lot to be desired. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Watching Ramsey berate them is the only reason to watch, but it is a good reason.</div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGnYkB0JZ99k4XooK9pX8og1Eb9NAWfV83iLiuYZDbX3W9MRP6IehqXc5YkNnCZLhlfDwBCnOG4aFoHv9vNOJYzKjYINDcJAfEjTryONZENXpc3LMqK_DoKK_2t0IdEc6qyNDZm_q5Rw/s1600-h/Apprentice.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 298px; height: 384px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGnYkB0JZ99k4XooK9pX8og1Eb9NAWfV83iLiuYZDbX3W9MRP6IehqXc5YkNnCZLhlfDwBCnOG4aFoHv9vNOJYzKjYINDcJAfEjTryONZENXpc3LMqK_DoKK_2t0IdEc6qyNDZm_q5Rw/s400/Apprentice.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298286003860234482" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">5) The Apprentice</div><div style="text-align: center;">8 Seasons</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Speaking of assholes, Donald Trump may very well define that word, but watching The Donald fire wanna-be yuppies every week is a lot of fun. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Even the celebrity version of this show wasn't bad, not including Stephen Baldwin acting like a douchebag. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">But what makes this show is the normal version. Watching The Donald tell these losers off, fire them and then have them thank him ("Thank you, Mr. Trump") is fantastic. Just once I'd like someone to get voted off and tell Trump to kiss their ass.</div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijwOvFCnXcYao2ZY6niT-qODFYbCRE6ERyqGa1X86mLyFLMYD7F2CzhBtjvlo2c340WICh1aPdw_2l3B2OU0GTV1ANNBahsPp6lBbJ4-Ld_ArFgQbC1rssweVYuJbQ94c7Hlwx3HUW-w/s1600-h/Amazing+Race+Phil.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 259px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijwOvFCnXcYao2ZY6niT-qODFYbCRE6ERyqGa1X86mLyFLMYD7F2CzhBtjvlo2c340WICh1aPdw_2l3B2OU0GTV1ANNBahsPp6lBbJ4-Ld_ArFgQbC1rssweVYuJbQ94c7Hlwx3HUW-w/s400/Amazing+Race+Phil.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298285836232338066" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">4) The Amazing Race</div><div style="text-align: center;">14 Seasons</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">It was tough to decide between The Amazing Race and #3 choice for the title of "Best of the Legitimate Reality Shows," but coming there is no shame in second place.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">The production of the Amazing Race is second to none. Its editing is incredible and makes for a fine viewing experience. Host Phil Keoghan is a legend to TAR fans for never standing still while describing the next leg of the race. He is ALWAYS walking.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">The puzzles are fun and the destinations are interesting. Other than the "ugly American" stereotype that certain teams exhibit, this show is always exciting.</div><div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgybTFc9VGAjNFPTSPZjN1JZUFFSL9G-gTLwUhou_p_MuaYvkNohsRpQOuhsBWgdOPxwJ2pIe27vsecSiUnm6h4XwaDpxUzMpcT2YFl4Ursov3p-Kd1WIcjwgtmq3RdfcRmbJc8xL-hmw/s1600-h/survivor_logo.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 275px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgybTFc9VGAjNFPTSPZjN1JZUFFSL9G-gTLwUhou_p_MuaYvkNohsRpQOuhsBWgdOPxwJ2pIe27vsecSiUnm6h4XwaDpxUzMpcT2YFl4Ursov3p-Kd1WIcjwgtmq3RdfcRmbJc8xL-hmw/s400/survivor_logo.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298282751668704354" /></a></div><div><br /></div><div><div style="text-align: center;">3) Survivor</div><div style="text-align: center;">18 Seasons</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Survivor is the granddaddy of U.S. reality shows. When Richard Hatch won the million dollar prize as the evil mastermind of season 1, the TV landscape was changed forever. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Survivor would have been higher on the list, if not for the trend lately of undeserving players winning. The strong and smart are usually voted out, because some idiot makes a dumb decision or gets lucky.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">But Survivor has also had some great moments, none greater than Richard Hatch pulling off a win in that very first season. Despite its flaws, Survivor is still a must watch show.</div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJVpwLIZLQIepx5cmhCBhxe5sYU21_MJ5acZE2tzFXzsTPxhN_jR-emROYbx4D1rqqrYSF14N0VOKFljX4RzPV3cqOQ87Oh1MWI4Qo8XTZioXiHxyTcIX5d9e63KNkib-tJ058zcjR-A/s1600-h/Rock+of+Love.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 344px; height: 344px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJVpwLIZLQIepx5cmhCBhxe5sYU21_MJ5acZE2tzFXzsTPxhN_jR-emROYbx4D1rqqrYSF14N0VOKFljX4RzPV3cqOQ87Oh1MWI4Qo8XTZioXiHxyTcIX5d9e63KNkib-tJ058zcjR-A/s400/Rock+of+Love.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298280806465153426" /></a></div><div><br /></div><div><div style="text-align: center;">2) Rock of Love</div><div style="text-align: center;">3 Seasons</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">To the untrained eye, there isn't much difference between Rock of Love and other similar VH1 and MTV shows like I Love New York or A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, but Bret Michaels and the women(?) that are vying for his heart are above all the rest.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">It begins with Bret Michaels trying to act like he actually wants to find love. Looking for love in a group of porn stars, prostitutes, strippers and aspiring actresses is like looking for a hit Bret Michaels' song, impossible.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Bret is at his best when his righteousness takes over. This season he scolded and eliminated a girl for giving away a gift that he claimed meant a lot to him. That Bret, he sure is a classy guy. Of course, 5 minutes later he probably had another orgy like he did in seasons 1 and 2. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Bret trying to be smart is also priceless. For example, this season one of the girls had a hidden cell phone and called her boyfriend. Bret of course had no idea. At the end of the episode, he threw her off the show and stated that he always knew. Sure Bret, the producers didn't tell you what was going on did they? Of course the other girls also warned Bret, but who would listen to them anyway.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">The other thing that makes this show awesome is the girls. It's not that they are eye candy. Most of them are so used up that Bret should probably be wearing a hazmat suit when he comes into contact with them. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEib41b4ES4RWNfBvc8GrA3bxDkE4vaI8s4wLgc0JMpIhkGgSHao71MWH0Ck2mZsVkvkvcWfvVevrlj4abkyg4rNNJMHWnOVXOCfCLb1tW2Cbw6Mp3S9CaM_hsW5BCPYFfhNTsKmaZm_mw/s400/Real+World:Road+Rules.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298302987247051442" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px; " /></div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">1) Real World/Road Rules Challenge</div><div style="text-align: center;">16 Seasons</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">This is a controversial decision for all 3 of you that read this, but the Real World/Road Rules series of reality competitions is the best. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Let me make it clear, The Real World and Road Rules both suck individually, but there is something about the Challenge, which pits them against each other.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">One of the best parts of this show is that contestants appear in multiple seasons, while new blood is brought in from the new RW and RR seasons.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">You really get to know all of these professional challenge players and hilarity always ensues. You get to see the drama of how many of these people have slept with each other (answer: all of them). </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">You get to see people "retire." Yes, people retire from the Challenge and announce it with pride and a speech. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">The drunken fights, the sober fights, the fights about fights and the love decagons all make this show the best reality show.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Another excellent facet of this show is the scouting. You watch the Real World and Road Rules, to see which cast members would make good additions to the challenge. It's like watching a college basketball season to see who will get drafted by the NBA.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">And of course, a lot of the contestants are hot. Very hot.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjW_xWbqFilHBDsWvHOWYLduDI7Fr2CNGbQOULQ88cspEhOZ0zMxh3i9MFhWONjHE2Qk6_arP-bJd14QebiqKsXPxgerj8gVX4q4Ti5mjPWKddYOqAc9RPfeWpNVkMoowMbcXvLYAs9ug/s400/kelly-anne-photo-use.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298306592178274450" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 277px; height: 400px; " /></div>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-40044519349858816632009-01-27T08:48:00.000-08:002009-01-27T10:02:25.107-08:00Ranking the Presidents of 24<div style="text-align: center;">(Certain Presidents are not added for a variety of reasons. Deal with it.)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgY7LxU6LvnVA6C7RJYAHEtuUELprm3Y6Aq8yyYIRC6MD0RkH5vO__otF8-stOyoVRZ2qs0Om9NLqnpo3DxMZghcgJfBGluRNCI2mITIhvs8IpP10m1NdaMiqr6iTxz3nZLbX0ZucmRmg/s400/2767018915_14f23a699e.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296023347600516754" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">5) President Allison Taylor</div><div style="text-align: center;">Season 7 and Redemption</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Ok. It's only been 5 episodes. But Allison Taylor is easily the worst president in the history of the show. She's boring. She's too fucking good. "Oh the poor Sengalans." Please. Like a President of the U.S. would ever act like that.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">I'm not sure if she is being portrayed as a "bleeding heart liberal," but this is ridiculous. She allows her citizens to die because she wants to fight a war in another continent. What type of idiot president would do that? </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">But seriously, the truth is that so far she has no ulterior motives for doing things. She wants to held Sengalans cause it's the right thing to do. That's just bullshit and boring. I hope she gets more interesting soon.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNl1XwrBHFQsrCj-KG-aHuP-I8YyDK4CSgY7ByEXy6ZJISrBiwknKumnrfTLYbQa-tCi_qarbLMIMfqGnNoFl8ZjktglfC5X4dyZos2tO6NTA6YnUYOM5qi_opec5yBaQ-rBbpQq4cxA/s400/Wayne+Palmer.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296022578486612578" /><br /><div><div style="text-align: center;">4) Wayne Palmer</div><div style="text-align: center;">As President: Season 6</div><div style="text-align: center;">Also appeared in Seasons 3 & 5</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Wayne was much more interesting when he wasn't President and instead was his brother David's Chief of Staff. He was having affairs, breaking into people's houses and getting people killed. He was awesome.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">As President, his biggest moment was almost getting killed and coming back to work early before falling into a coma. Sure, that showed he was a hardass, but nothing compared to all the cool things he did before. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><div><br /><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 270px; height: 327px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSFVEHxf8RfNl5KOI9y1HivpOECg9PVRlJysWEl3kggzCiezm_SMujM_5DIJXlgOtlaKb21-gy7HzPbrUIt7s9KtuArAftu4XOU7kq1hyphenhyphentUJi4ImTy2r3w7nj6ZU_dgIH6M420psT10A/s400/NoahDaniels.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296022454779908962" /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">3) Noah Daniels</div><div style="text-align: center;">Season 6</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">I was hesitant to put Daniels on this list because he was President for about half a season. He only took over after Wayne Palmer was almost assassinated.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">But Daniels deserves a special mention because the guy was a gigantic asshole. As vice-president, he tried to authorize the implementation of racial profiling and detention centers. He ordered a nuclear strike against an unnamed country despite the opposition of most of his cabinet. He had one of his advisors prejure herself to try and steal the presidency. Worst of all, he tried to have Jack Bauer arrested. Douche.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 375px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOKcQ-SUdx5WsSVf0fFtI90FAxLNMHxmOIcS1co63j28gsC26j4hdtGqV68TbBa0PBhro8pDVaWOhXl28JUYMiVk9UurnVknKJAB8PfU7jt1HieTWf9jP8zTtE4jQhU9-wz_edaBBPCQ/s400/DavidPalmerS5.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296022221126854994" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">2) David Palmer</div><div style="text-align: center;">As President: Seasons 2 & 3</div><div style="text-align: center;">Also appeared in Seasons 1, 4 & 5</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">I never thought there would be a better President that David Palmer. His friendship with Jack was great and you always knew Jack was in good hands.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Palmer was a good man, but unlike the current crappy President, made tough decisions that weren't always the "right" thing to do. That is what is missing from Taylor. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Anyway, Palmer survived multiple assassination attempts till he was killed in the season premiere of Season 5. Still, he always seemed Presidential and was a great ally for Jack. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 375px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhf4c9RE3iGwcG2xQJPH3tbiIONAvvfl8KDlVbHtRVTVs1grm3yd8iUXQikYvzHDekHul2wVygmFgdUYNebMP91cX5PiMHtl5Cc230jSmQcT_Bvw13cKv-nKvzPa1P0ZHIzDAPXtZaHBg/s400/CharlesloganS6.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296022039102192738" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">1) President Charles Logan</div><div style="text-align: center;">As President: Seasons 4 & 5</div><div style="text-align: center;">Also appeared in Season 6</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">There was no better President than Charles Logan (as portrayed by Gregory Itzin). </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">He took over after President Keeler was incapacitated after Air Force One was shot down. The character grew from there.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">During his time as acting President, Logan was a sniveling, cowardly worm. He decided to lead from a bunker instead of the Oval Office because he was scared for his life. He was completely unprepared to make any decisions. You wanted to reach into the TV and smack him around.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">He had David Palmer come in and make all of his decisions for him. Logan was also known for throwing a temper tantrum like an insulted school girl when he didn't like something.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Then in Season 5, Logan really hit his stride. He gave in to terrorist demands over and over again, sacrificing the lives of 11 Americans in a mall. He was even prepared to let his wife and the Russian Prime Minister be killed, but they were saved by Aaron Pierce. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Logan also invoked martial law, was complicit in the assassination of David Palmer and the selling of nerve gas to terrorists. He also ordered the murder of one of his Secret Service agents and threatened to have his wife, Martha, committed.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Logan also decided to take on Jack Bauer (always a big mistake) by having a warrant issued for his arrest, then ordering a navy jet to shoot down a passenger plane Jack had...um...commandeered that had evidence of Logan's illegal acts. With help from Martha, Jack eventually kidnapped Logan and tricked him into confessing all his illegal acts. He was arrested and currently lives under house arrest.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">But all these acts were played so well by Itzin that you just HATED Logan. To give a comparison, his portrayal of Logan is on par with Michael Emerson's portrayal of Ben Linus on Lost. He is just a guy you love to hate.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Logan's most heinous act may have been having sex with Martha in-between a three minute commercial break. When the show went to commercial, they weren't even partly undressed. Charles Logan was also a minute man.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div></div></div></div>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-22527945499156481532009-01-22T10:17:00.000-08:002009-01-22T15:24:47.539-08:00Top 8 Most Hated People in Comics<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 100px; height: 100px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj69DcU6lMZmSH7nrvyXPvnMSGW8wJ8l5m2jAAuIAp5Whp8aKkPZRXWduxX_C8miJUSKHlSS99lWmQg-RRNTtii87YZkOWhZF91U-R_9NfJ4NnYUXEO4N2zHvH10m0XPuA8aXUAYMuJmw/s400/Huxford.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294220458007926514" /><div style="text-align: center;">8) Kevin Huxford</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">This guy would be higher on this list if more people knew who he was. I wasn't even sure that I should give him any publicity, but I just couldn't ignore this piece of work (you'll thank me for not being able to find a larger photo of him).</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Kevin Huxford is a blogger/internet troll who calls himself a "journalist." </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">What he manages to do is piss off everybody he comes in contact with. He stalks and insults Marvel writer Dan Slott any chance he gets. This stems from when our mild mannered "reporter" decided to report TV/comic book writer Marc Guggenheim to the Writer's Guild of America, even though Marc had done nothing wrong. Marc laughed the whole incident off, but when Slott stood up for his friend, Huxford became obsessed with Slott.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">It was in this exchange that we found out that Kevin's activism with unions comes from his time working as a grocery bagger. This man is a hero.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">That is, until you see his shirtless vlogs on YouTube. *shudder* </div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBz34peSqdnaMbDaqWA4dsY7_qxJGIzcklBocG-66p0MEsIHpZVJ4PiIkVFaXoxGMljqQw0y_C4VuXVNGcdxqAr90DD1xHYiwIhytiA-YoVl5bOplbqeCoTV4wCVfNWE1tB53ZSsEc5Q/s1600-h/Sentry.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 263px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBz34peSqdnaMbDaqWA4dsY7_qxJGIzcklBocG-66p0MEsIHpZVJ4PiIkVFaXoxGMljqQw0y_C4VuXVNGcdxqAr90DD1xHYiwIhytiA-YoVl5bOplbqeCoTV4wCVfNWE1tB53ZSsEc5Q/s400/Sentry.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294220455266004978" /></a><div><div style="text-align: center;">7) The Sentry</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">The Sentry is the only fictional character on this list (unless Grocery Bagger Union Buster isn't real). </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">The Sentry's story begins as a hoax between Marvel and Wizard Magazine. The two companies "revealed" in a story that a lost Silver Age character created by Stan Lee had been found in some closet or something. A fairly successful series was then created by Paul Jenkins and Jae Lee. That should have ended the story of Marvel's Superman who had the "power of one million exploding suns" (whatever the hell that means).</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">But then Marvel went overboard. The Sentry joined the Avengers. The Sentry saved the day in World War Hulk. The Sentry was EVERYWHERE, being crammed down fans' throats.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Now The Sentry just needs to die.</div><br /><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUhII0Ga9MVyfhYeS1hcteO3OA9hKzYqSeHy4XRT6b6yUGyUXmRHnh-Fl0qg8zWqNriV6QfxJm18ckE5a1-6McLjuh8XCxXjOkvGM9PrvIo_4p1JmdW58y-qrUYUsXo8mn_JIxii-rAw/s1600-h/Rich_Johnston,_2007.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 180px; height: 270px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUhII0Ga9MVyfhYeS1hcteO3OA9hKzYqSeHy4XRT6b6yUGyUXmRHnh-Fl0qg8zWqNriV6QfxJm18ckE5a1-6McLjuh8XCxXjOkvGM9PrvIo_4p1JmdW58y-qrUYUsXo8mn_JIxii-rAw/s400/Rich_Johnston,_2007.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294220453731547538" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">6) Rich Johnston</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Rich Johnston is a necessary evil to people in comics. He is like the paparazzi to celebrities.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Rich writes the popular gossip column "Lying in the Gutters." Through his "sources" he breaks stories that many in the comic industry aren't ready to reveal yet. But what Rich does is create buzz for these stories as well. So while many comic creators and execs publicly state that Rich is "harmful to the industry" and my personal favorite, "a vulture," these same people sometimes let things "slip" on purpose as a way to get publicity through LitG.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">So in a way, Rich Johnston is the man that comic professionals love to hate.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">P.S. - He is also a shameless self-promoter and will probably link this post to his column. *Crosses fingers*</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLCjSJHXecelyzr4esmQSoPUuCQpWeK9Tl1VT7bGaIvHIIzv_DXysIFkQwjbbVZ0EdJXoJyMLhi9n_D5H1adEWDHJmk4WaPPmZjRroYzbuXJ8SCiFxYRRrJBbEnMP32AOEwZ82fuDDeA/s1600-h/Jeph_Loeb_2007.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 303px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLCjSJHXecelyzr4esmQSoPUuCQpWeK9Tl1VT7bGaIvHIIzv_DXysIFkQwjbbVZ0EdJXoJyMLhi9n_D5H1adEWDHJmk4WaPPmZjRroYzbuXJ8SCiFxYRRrJBbEnMP32AOEwZ82fuDDeA/s400/Jeph_Loeb_2007.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294218630867287650" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">5) Jeph Loeb</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">He's on this list because he writes crap like this:</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA2tmhMgvYJIa6825PKNq_qUXbVK-yV0RneL6-hyUPa2UMxd85jrb4jMqaWN0aVEd3J9Aud51i6xeajERRyLTAXv-07iNd9FTISHz4fiYQfm-e9DP-lv7skzmNYk_i7pEpBDBf8GIY2Q/s1600-h/ultimate_hulk_annual_1@p.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 263px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA2tmhMgvYJIa6825PKNq_qUXbVK-yV0RneL6-hyUPa2UMxd85jrb4jMqaWN0aVEd3J9Aud51i6xeajERRyLTAXv-07iNd9FTISHz4fiYQfm-e9DP-lv7skzmNYk_i7pEpBDBf8GIY2Q/s400/ultimate_hulk_annual_1@p.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294218621963049026" /></a><br />'Nuff said.<br /><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 216px; height: 288px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikkoCgjrH2B-m18-CRb4bAHRjZd9Ke7fEoTuxkksqA-UvJkJUGqYWTyiGZv7exiRNopvVL_Wrk3ju8Y_MjDG0Jy7alCmRjfUEK-w4dHOJoKEqDAuy4Sh7cvNKqP-0s9ZBOsjKM_eBGMw/s400/Dan+Didio.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294215594583553090" /><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 210px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqh172gnWX8U58zcKIFTvrpcPtG5206b43XwBPG9Jt8KUthIMzrM2AtCzxXyPyDHigLhX6gBBGuvWF1MIBcIdjcYjoAhKiL-n3mpQ5_YRsz6BAwuGjoOsyItzwbd_FWljzstV07kB6JA/s320/joe_quesada_01.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294215833152212018" /></div><div style="text-align: center;">4) Dan Didio/Joe Quesada/Anyone else who's in charge</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">These guys are all lumped together because it stems from a hatred of authority. Keep in mind that both Dan Didio and Joe Quesada have been in charge of their respective companies in one of the most successful periods for both DC and Marvel.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">But somehow, both Dan and Joe have managed to "rape the childhoods" of countless comic book fans. Every decision these guys make is met with cries of outrage. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">If message boards are to be believed (which they never should be) Joe's decision to undo Spider-Man's wedding to Mary Jane almost created a string of mass suicides. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">He even got shit for wanting to take smoking out of comics, as if the Hulk lighting up would change the story in any way.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Dan is just maligned for ordering the death of a new character daily. It's not like anybody is going to miss Sue Dibny. Lately, "reports" that Dan Didio will be fired do to tension in DC's offices were obviously off the mark.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYYiXbB_7xiBLyAt8GTwnrLBZG05kcJSgIQ-3LbYDMekbZIPMM9ZrYCGHcyX-vi4Ie1hPe8tST3h5wOv9FQ1WIsIMftEmxmRK5fn2CZU1euwNRVUTD_wF2dMhNajqJCR8V84m0D2MspQ/s1600-h/Chuck_Austen.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYYiXbB_7xiBLyAt8GTwnrLBZG05kcJSgIQ-3LbYDMekbZIPMM9ZrYCGHcyX-vi4Ie1hPe8tST3h5wOv9FQ1WIsIMftEmxmRK5fn2CZU1euwNRVUTD_wF2dMhNajqJCR8V84m0D2MspQ/s400/Chuck_Austen.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294210756452486786" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">3) Chuck Austen</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Chuck Austen was so hated that it drove him out of the comic industry. Austen was a mediocre writer who had stints on both Avengers and X-Men. That could have been the end of the story, but for some reason Chuch Austen collapsed under the pressure.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">The more he was pushed by his critics, the more he pushed back. It became really heated when Austen was called a misogynist who hates women and is obsessed with sex. Austen kept fighting back, but it just got worse. He was replaced on Action Comics by a ghostwriter as fans panned him for making Lois Lane and Lana Lang fight with each other.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Honestly, the things Austen was maligned for was being too open with fans. He was crushed under the weight of not taking criticism well and hasn't written a comic in 5 years.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixio4PTCxV1bI264pI1p2DBuspb2Ct-QBeYncTEJT2fkbouQAvUmHelLv5CW8xc3Rssq_Xh5FCv0mrU7GLFoZuOP2nB0GzD1hBDZ95fgHG1vBq05pjmj550yr48ZMCCoWJRg3KttP-IA/s1600-h/John_Byrne.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 220px; height: 273px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixio4PTCxV1bI264pI1p2DBuspb2Ct-QBeYncTEJT2fkbouQAvUmHelLv5CW8xc3Rssq_Xh5FCv0mrU7GLFoZuOP2nB0GzD1hBDZ95fgHG1vBq05pjmj550yr48ZMCCoWJRg3KttP-IA/s400/John_Byrne.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294204478064951762" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">2) John Byrne</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">What the hell happened to John Byrne? At one time, he was the #1 creator in comics. His runs on X-Men and Fantastic Four are two of the all-time greatest on any comic book ever. If John Byrne was taking over a series, you just knew it was going to be amazing.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Then one day, John Byrne went bat shit crazy. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">There was the time he compared the theft of intellectual property to rape.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">There was the time he called Steve Irwin "an asshole" on the day he died.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">There are his views on terrorism: "The only acceptable response, now that we are officially in a new world, is for the American government to go Old Testament on these motherfuckers. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Operation Flaming Sword. Find them and kill them. And kill their wives, their children, their mothers, their fathers, their brothers, sisters, cousins, aunts, uncles, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers. Go Super-Israel, and let them know what it feels like to be "at war" with the United States."</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">His views on the comic industry: Face it - for the most part, when you say "comic book professional" what you mean is "unprofessional yahoo who is more concerned with making a name for himself and masturbating all his emotionally retarded fans than paying attention to the history of the titles, the characters, or the work done by other creators."</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">On Christopher Reeve (after his death): "I've gotten tired of people calling Christopher Reeve a hero. A really terrible thing happened to him and our society can't deal with it when terrible things happen so we try to make out that it isn't a terrible thing - 'It's an uplifting thing. He's a hero.' He's not a hero, he's in hell."</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">I won't even get into his racial slurs here. Check out this site for his Greatest Hits: en.wikiquote.org/wiki/John_Byrne.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">He has fought with fans and comic pros alike. His feuds with Joe Quesada, Erik Larsen and Peter David, among others, are epic. Even his message board is run like an internment camp.</div><div style="text-align: left;">It's surprising to even me that he isn't #1 on this list, but somehow the following name on this list is hated even more.</div><br /><br /></div><div><br /></div><div> <img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 244px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9WGdGjKCcxh8KESY_Uc2itGXyVDwJVAWdrFt_oJja1hmPny2x-uv9MgIlJ754rKGTYM8XRpvP9Gh3rOb5AmuaBu-GguLNb_5ZjkA4L8eDMlSS11ihcjr_eHDnfYHZ5JaJSMz_FWVeKQ/s400/RobLiefeld.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294194655183834514" /><div style="text-align: center;">1) Rob Liefeld</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Where do I begin? Rob Liefeld is definitely the most hated person in the world of comics. Mention his name anywhere and it turns into a bitchfest.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">"The guy can't draw feet." (Which after so many years is bizarrely true. Why doesn't he take some lessons?)</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">"The guy has problems drawing anatomy." (Which Captain Booberica below probably agrees with.)</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">"His books are always late." (Also true. According to Wikipedia, his Youngblood series was up to 9 months late.)</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">"He plagiarizes." (Yup.)</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">But Rob is not some innocent victim. He finds a way to piss people off at every turn. He posts on message boards arguing with anyone and everyone, from guys named Doombug to artists like Rags Morales (Rags completely embarrassed Rob in that thread with the now classic line, "And as far as being me? I'm sure you'd lop off you right wrist to be me. If you knew what a wrist looked like.")</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Basically what it comes down to is this. Rob was a superstar at Marvel, even co-creating my favorite character Deadpool (though he looked very similar to DC Comics' Deathstroke). He became very famous, very fast and even did an ad for Levi's 501 jeans. He left Marvel and became one of the founders of Image.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">It was all downhill from there. He alienated the co-founders of Image and was eventually removed from the company. His books never came out on time and they were garbage. He was basically phoning it in. To top it off, his arrogance rubbed a lot of comic fans the wrong way and put him at the top of this list. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Rob Liefeld brought this upon himself. He, along with his 4-5 disciples who go to different message boards claiming that Liefeld is the next messiah, should spend less time fighting with fans online or falling asleep during meetings, and instead work on his craft and learn to be more humble. Then maybe one day people will like Rob Liefeld.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 112px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhheQ4ZTeNdleCy8-TtXwjvsVqQLmdDhd68wkimEb45_eF4JRmJVz4drvy9gIJmU_QZ4dUPjxU9mj8MJKG-0lBKNZ8Yvo32hUX8Z_t0dgNM7Hqze23MzmV8zcYedDM7creGfZe9zvOYig/s400/Rob+Liefeld+Cap.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294198015893314194" /></div></div></div>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-29770562114168015122009-01-22T10:05:00.000-08:002009-01-22T10:14:16.798-08:00What is up with Juliet?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCIkTfJVEO4wbn6X-Ck1ymzefRcdyy-P4899D82O8azLF-ofG6T7Pk_36hTPBsfygwbRVadKd1RGJrXokZyBg8UqITFLZLkZa6IagcV52aBI6FRg-vYNlK7W3RqJWD4EOYA0_WJpJkXQ/s1600-h/juliet-lost.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 298px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCIkTfJVEO4wbn6X-Ck1ymzefRcdyy-P4899D82O8azLF-ofG6T7Pk_36hTPBsfygwbRVadKd1RGJrXokZyBg8UqITFLZLkZa6IagcV52aBI6FRg-vYNlK7W3RqJWD4EOYA0_WJpJkXQ/s400/juliet-lost.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294181322712044370" /></a><br /><div>She's not the prettiest woman. She's not the sexiest woman. If I saw her on the road I probably wouldn't even look back. I've seen her in other roles and I don't even think twice. </div><div><br /></div><div>Then why is it that whenever Elizabeth Mitchell plays Juliet on Lost, I become mesmerized by her? Sure, the low cut tank top that shows off her awesome boobs that are always lathered up in fake sweat and mud help, but there is something about her. When she gives that smirk and the "fuck me" eyes, I just wonder what is going through her dirty mind. I wonder if I would be able to walk after spending a night with her. She may be the nicest, most innocent person, but I really doubt it. Hell, I'm even rambling right now just thinking about the horrible, horrible things she would do to me so it's best just to Google her nude, lesbian scene with Angelina Jolie in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Gia</span> and stop reading this post.</div>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-90815341273088688582009-01-22T09:22:00.000-08:002009-01-22T10:04:56.452-08:00Oscar Noms = Epic Fail (Again)<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzmpD1Db90vIOOdlr-ymsDWUghscZ9Xt_dUqSDCl3jfGIsvMqbS1pctsgar9v6pK6szfFa2F9w6rYF_8Qrw3mUbjCEcP58lo0TEbs3qZ2fuLn3xdzCSd5B9YzlWDEE59OGJ3dmtTvVAA/s1600-h/oscar.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></span><img style="text-decoration: underline;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 153px; height: 400px; " src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzmpD1Db90vIOOdlr-ymsDWUghscZ9Xt_dUqSDCl3jfGIsvMqbS1pctsgar9v6pK6szfFa2F9w6rYF_8Qrw3mUbjCEcP58lo0TEbs3qZ2fuLn3xdzCSd5B9YzlWDEE59OGJ3dmtTvVAA/s400/oscar.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294173469827113250" /></a><br /><div>Well the Academy blew it again, yet I'm going to sit there watching the awards, waiting for someone to apologize for giving the Best Picture Oscar to <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Chariots of Fire</span> over <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Raiders of the Lost Ark. </span>Let's run through the few categories that people actually care about. So I'm going to go through this list and predict who will win and who I want to win. I haven't seen all these movies, so I am basing this on people I like. If you don't like it, go watch Oprah or something</div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Best Actor</div><div style="text-align: center;">Who will win: Mickey Rourke (WTF?)</div><div style="text-align: center;">Who should win: Mickey Rourke (Seriously, Mickey Rourke?)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Richard Jenkins in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">The Visitor</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Frank Langella in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Frost/Nixon</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Sean Penn in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Milk</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Brad Pitt in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">The Curious Case of Benjamin Button</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Mickey Rourke in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">The Wrestler</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Best Supporting Actor</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Who will win: Heath Ledger</div><div style="text-align: center;">Who should win: Heath Ledger (I think it would be hilarious if Downey Jr. won)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Josh Brolin in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Milk</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Robert Downey Jr. in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Tropic Thunder</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Philip Seymour Hoffman in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Doubt</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Heath Ledger in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">The Dark Knight</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Michael Shannon in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Revolutionary Road</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Best Actress</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Who will win: Kate Winslet</div><div style="text-align: center;">Who should win: (Tie) Kristen Bell and Mila Kunis for Forgetting Sarah Marshall</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Anne Hathaway in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Rachel Getting Married</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Angelina Jolie in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Changeling</span> </div><div style="text-align: center;">Melissa Leo in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Frozen River</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Meryl Streep in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Doubt</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Kate Winslet in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">The Reader</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Best Supporting Actress</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Who will win: Viola Davis</div><div style="text-align: center;">Who should win: Marisa Tomei (So people can stop saying her first win was a mistake)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Amy Adams in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Doubt</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Penelope Cruz in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Vicky Cristina Barcelona</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Viola Davis in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Doubt</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Taraji P. Henson in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">The Curious Case of Benjamin Button</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Marisa Tomei in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">The Wrestler</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Best Director</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Who will win: Danny Boyle</div><div style="text-align: center;">Who should win: Christopher Nolan (Fuck you Academy!)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">David Fincher for <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">The Curious Case of Benjamin Button</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Potsie for <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Frost/Nixon</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Gus Van Sant for <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Milk</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Stephen Daldry for <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">The Reader</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Danny Boyle for<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"> Slumdog Millionaire</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Best Picture</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Who will win: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">The Curious Case of Benjamin Button</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Who should win: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Slumdog Millionaire</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">The Curious Case of Benjamin Button</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Frost/Nixon</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Milk</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">The Reader</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Slumdog Millionaire</span></div>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-89558250508843165062009-01-20T08:35:00.001-08:002009-01-20T08:47:45.015-08:00Who Watches Product Placement?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdCEbVWhlvcw49LG9VNOXrpVa13Sz8x9Lprx8cDpux-AHbzkaVhes38QXLa0p0O-QSpiOSfTxn5ma4jJJZZkXKhFeJ5BlEBaUB41fdaKA3tbQayV7jD8LJa8UcOO7s8gl48_IcQ1S0PA/s1600-h/watchmen12-thumb-450x223.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 198px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdCEbVWhlvcw49LG9VNOXrpVa13Sz8x9Lprx8cDpux-AHbzkaVhes38QXLa0p0O-QSpiOSfTxn5ma4jJJZZkXKhFeJ5BlEBaUB41fdaKA3tbQayV7jD8LJa8UcOO7s8gl48_IcQ1S0PA/s400/watchmen12-thumb-450x223.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293415778446933170" /></a>Warner Bros. have released pictures of this cool Watchmen 12" Picture Disc featuring My Chemical Romance's version of "Desolation Row." <div><br /></div><div>Side A: My Chemical Romance "Desolation Row" (Smiley Face)</div><div>Side B: Tyler Bates "Prison Fight" Track from the Original Motion Picture Score (Rorschach City Scene)<br /><div><br /><div>My Chemical Romance is so emo, that they make whiny little bitches with modern flock of seagulls haircuts and eyeliner look tough, but damn if this isn't really cool. I may actually have to get this.</div></div></div>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-52268381618357068022009-01-19T08:41:00.000-08:002009-01-20T08:53:12.851-08:00Playoff Fever - Catch It!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2gtDk_ShNllyDUG296V9_8kfr3gmm_3pEm30gyON-RzCc-_3NgCzYqceRqWaOJXWcmi7xKjS2y6uNvVvyhf03kpqZgQIH6CEw5UFvX0N9iTQiIFGujVUASjn8dEfslqkSCiiUkKy_YA/s1600-h/Handball.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 358px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2gtDk_ShNllyDUG296V9_8kfr3gmm_3pEm30gyON-RzCc-_3NgCzYqceRqWaOJXWcmi7xKjS2y6uNvVvyhf03kpqZgQIH6CEw5UFvX0N9iTQiIFGujVUASjn8dEfslqkSCiiUkKy_YA/s400/Handball.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293050675053609474" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>I'm sure everyone was glued to their TVs this weekend watching Kuwait's Abdulaziz Alanezi, left, fight for a ball with South Korea's Yunusk Ohduring in their match at the Men's Handball World Championship in Split, Croatia. You don't get action like this anywhere else. Look at the tiny ball, the short shorts and the shirt pulling. Handball knows how to put on a show for its dozens of fans. </div><div><br /></div><div>Oh. There was also this:</div><div><br /></div><div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 312px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPnm4fCUrIRSpOotyeutamx_t7e44ZSqa2ptSiaP4uUSiVIGvQoEayncXdpNPymWJgRld79xuKqCuLlsGPegVMBzqAm71-DpsPokmNJ_wcFLfo8VaErs6CAary8ZJCTcZJv1mdYrqQzg/s400/NFL+Playoffs.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293049765404533410" /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-3992515565685521552009-01-16T11:19:00.000-08:002009-01-16T12:31:07.649-08:00Top 10 Amazing Race Hotties<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNjpeij1ud6DD0QQ2BdvEkhnximcsBZASZ-aWJIf_4XBBwCtm4cRoU78rnIFyqagcmO0peGs9is4rQhS966ySBkTZ2zxVNT2NRmNx-JMrjnDC0GTrCc3AjQJ-9525gOpsSLXh05R3YJg/s1600-h/Shana+Wall.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNjpeij1ud6DD0QQ2BdvEkhnximcsBZASZ-aWJIf_4XBBwCtm4cRoU78rnIFyqagcmO0peGs9is4rQhS966ySBkTZ2zxVNT2NRmNx-JMrjnDC0GTrCc3AjQJ-9525gOpsSLXh05R3YJg/s400/Shana+Wall.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291976818596505202" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">10) Shana Wall</div><div style="text-align: center;">Amazing Race 12</div><div style="text-align: center;">Eliminated Leg 5</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">I'm not holding it against Shana that she once dated Ryan Seacrest. I'm not holding it against her that she was eliminated in the 5th leg (with hottie teammate Jennifer McCall) which kept me from watching their hot asses longer. I'm not even holding it against her that she appeared uncredited on an episode of <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Walker, Texas Ranger. </span>What I am holding against her is that she won't let me spy on her in the shower anymore. Stupid judge...</div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiV6RPSBj8m-1BDHf33AbF9xJxog_tp-i7MetqAggSDyEPUPMBbKa9gydsrXgYXrGOnU0rvtxwZXwBhW0ebpBc-fmBq0bMqloGpEJ_fDPUFJJsO33hTSG-jPLB_8MWlbcM8X3rxPc3QxA/s1600-h/Dustin+Konzelman.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 251px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiV6RPSBj8m-1BDHf33AbF9xJxog_tp-i7MetqAggSDyEPUPMBbKa9gydsrXgYXrGOnU0rvtxwZXwBhW0ebpBc-fmBq0bMqloGpEJ_fDPUFJJsO33hTSG-jPLB_8MWlbcM8X3rxPc3QxA/s400/Dustin+Konzelman.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291976682819038226" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">9) Dustin Konzelman</div><div style="text-align: center;">Amazing Race 10</div><div style="text-align: center;">Eliminated Leg 10</div><div style="text-align: center;">Amazing Race 11</div><div style="text-align: center;">Finished 2nd</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Dustin and her partner Kandice were insufferable bitches. But you have to give them credit, they did well in two season of the Amazing Race. Dubbed The Beauty Queens, they were bitchy and conniving, but hotness is hotness and Dustin was hot. She met Kandice at the Miss America pageant in 2006 (Dustin was Miss California, Kandice was Miss New York) where they most likely engaged in hot lesbian sex (or signing up for the Amazing Race, I forget which one).</div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0NFu2l89eZsJ2mE8uDpzk9RTXUtt2uLdkOgHmtHoAPLzaXCZ04HzsZSUqVcxCEpaSBt7vmrs7F_VXtnvjJb5mMBRsdfmkz3teqNC7BX1cfOGsJXX-PrQjlV610cfaZI6ixay86668iw/s1600-h/DanielleTurner.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 176px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0NFu2l89eZsJ2mE8uDpzk9RTXUtt2uLdkOgHmtHoAPLzaXCZ04HzsZSUqVcxCEpaSBt7vmrs7F_VXtnvjJb5mMBRsdfmkz3teqNC7BX1cfOGsJXX-PrQjlV610cfaZI6ixay86668iw/s400/DanielleTurner.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291976559782208754" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">8) Danielle Turner</div><div style="text-align: center;">Amazing Race 9</div><div style="text-align: center;">Eliminated Leg 4</div><div style="text-align: center;">Amazing Race 11</div><div style="text-align: center;">Finished 1st</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Danielle first appeared in Season 9 with her friend Dani (who was also fairly hot). They were morons and were knocked out in the fourth leg. That should have been the last we saw of her, but Danielle did what any other bimbo would do she found a guy to provide for her. She teamed up with fellow season 9 cast member Eric, who she was now dating, and returned for the All-Star edition in Season 11. He carried her all the way to the $1 million. I love a happy ending.</div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheTcB3HYhZIUf73h1wSLGS_1Sykwghkz2yyhqsUfnMKPl2PTWv6BySGngHZhMQXl1FNR3poW8vzK43vHZndNzV92TSRXirS1B-u7x15qPbUS_AIQ5l8Jh28CpQhSmxLDvSG6Tm_s90tg/s1600-h/starr_spangler_1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 341px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheTcB3HYhZIUf73h1wSLGS_1Sykwghkz2yyhqsUfnMKPl2PTWv6BySGngHZhMQXl1FNR3poW8vzK43vHZndNzV92TSRXirS1B-u7x15qPbUS_AIQ5l8Jh28CpQhSmxLDvSG6Tm_s90tg/s400/starr_spangler_1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291976414377471090" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">7) Starr Spangler</div><div style="text-align: center;">Amazing Race 13</div><div style="text-align: center;">Finished 1st</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">With her obviously gay-but-doesn't-know-it-cause-he-claims-to-have-a-girlfriend brother Nick, Starr Spangler avoided becoming the first porn star that didn't need a pseudonym. The brother/sister combo won 7 legs and Starr's short shorts always gave us a look at two more. Did I forget to mention that Starr was a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader? Ah, fuck it. Just look at her boobs.</div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlUp-lt9cRmc9N1qF4WJsF2BSwqs8QJZcOVaGxITE-v1_d61jvyO6Am7ZNJQ3nj8SdygysHNomoIKonNvC6wcfhOL55L0mfcmd30VHtlLj7XeVNslZkO6SPd7zER4CIX6Z3z0twMDIpw/s1600-h/Kris+Perkins.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 144px; height: 222px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlUp-lt9cRmc9N1qF4WJsF2BSwqs8QJZcOVaGxITE-v1_d61jvyO6Am7ZNJQ3nj8SdygysHNomoIKonNvC6wcfhOL55L0mfcmd30VHtlLj7XeVNslZkO6SPd7zER4CIX6Z3z0twMDIpw/s400/Kris+Perkins.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291976217991654658" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">6) Kris Perkins</div><div style="text-align: center;">Amazing Race 6</div><div style="text-align: center;">Finished 2nd</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Kris Perkins is someone that you appreciate more if you watch the Amazing Race. She is not the prettiest girl, but she has a lot of things going for her. She was really nice. She didn't fight with her teammate Jon. She was respectful to the locals. AND SHE HAS ENORMOUS TITS!</div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSlvnM_otH9w3y8YZgqi1lWp2VFKwchxN4q55oNv_5xyHL2yxx9oFeo_A98JJ_TL3FL3jk62CpT2WxMJcjbJCV6jFO3oAGZ8JXzmjb8iIl-FdPVNAwBw4_Jbm10Yuk5iN4bdKh8XqpfA/s1600-h/Kendra+Bentley.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 252px; height: 350px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSlvnM_otH9w3y8YZgqi1lWp2VFKwchxN4q55oNv_5xyHL2yxx9oFeo_A98JJ_TL3FL3jk62CpT2WxMJcjbJCV6jFO3oAGZ8JXzmjb8iIl-FdPVNAwBw4_Jbm10Yuk5iN4bdKh8XqpfA/s400/Kendra+Bentley.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291976084410737090" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">5) Kendra Bentley</div><div style="text-align: center;">Amazing Race Season 6</div><div style="text-align: center;">Finished 1st</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Kendra and her fiance Freddy were fashion models who won the $1 million in Season 6. She was the typical ugly American. During a drive through Ethiopia she said, "This city is wretched and disgusting and they keep breeding and breeding in this poverty. I can't take it!" We don't love them for their minds folks.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSsX2D2mzgc5ACvZLlBlBGC3C9CUKEVMCuraf4Z4DztHS8Gb4qFldZKQaM9mw2rXy1g8yLJdCV798QWqbugpxngIfyC9xsfIar27zVrPD6A5DrLnSoy76d4GimB75uHTVujjRUMX1fgA/s1600-h/amie_barsky-254.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSsX2D2mzgc5ACvZLlBlBGC3C9CUKEVMCuraf4Z4DztHS8Gb4qFldZKQaM9mw2rXy1g8yLJdCV798QWqbugpxngIfyC9xsfIar27zVrPD6A5DrLnSoy76d4GimB75uHTVujjRUMX1fgA/s400/amie_barsky-254.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291975912575191474" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">4) Amie Barsky</div><div style="text-align: center;">Amazing Race 1</div><div style="text-align: center;">Eliminated Leg 5</div><div><br /></div><div>Amy and her fiance (now husband) Paul competed in the first season of the Amazing Race. They weren't really memorable until you look at Amy now. She is an aspiring actress/model and met Paul when she was bartending in 1999. She was a Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader and has starred in movies with heavyweights like Adam Goldberg and Gabriel Schwalenstocker. The topless slasher movie scene can't be far away.</div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinhg5gKAVgTFxZscO0vu6sywEOsQpIZutGheiLixZh8GGzdSfmMkJHOVwq9eHRNFLtx9PHjx39YFg85Ixg8JEu_3HW5tcN2S28Ee6JNsCLe-yw8susz4HwYsESKx6vvcfzVol_HO4PkA/s1600-h/Kristy+Jensen.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinhg5gKAVgTFxZscO0vu6sywEOsQpIZutGheiLixZh8GGzdSfmMkJHOVwq9eHRNFLtx9PHjx39YFg85Ixg8JEu_3HW5tcN2S28Ee6JNsCLe-yw8susz4HwYsESKx6vvcfzVol_HO4PkA/s400/Kristy+Jensen.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291975541803133666" /></a><br /><div><div style="text-align: center;">3) Kristy Jensen</div><div style="text-align: center;">Amazing Race 6</div><div style="text-align: center;">Eliminated Leg 3</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Kristy and her sister Lena were the Mormon team on Amazing Race 6. They were eliminated quickly so we didn't get to see much of Kristy. But one quick Google search and I saw what we were all missing. This is one hot Mormon folks. She's so hot that the guy she marries may choose to only have 2 wives.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_AeiRgH0BkQHtpmojPRVsWZqDpEIhrNKemd3LG7l0P6KoGcWC7C6Al-prnqYZOvSK1v_ZtXoJc8hP8jWQrrArbHRrX7PgLXcb6M-8iHXyozX1CVh6uhv4PfccBaEGkAb0hvxj1EZJJQ/s1600-h/Victoria+Fuller.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 332px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_AeiRgH0BkQHtpmojPRVsWZqDpEIhrNKemd3LG7l0P6KoGcWC7C6Al-prnqYZOvSK1v_ZtXoJc8hP8jWQrrArbHRrX7PgLXcb6M-8iHXyozX1CVh6uhv4PfccBaEGkAb0hvxj1EZJJQ/s400/Victoria+Fuller.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291975339196067378" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">2) Victoria Fuller</div><div style="text-align: center;">Amazing Race 6</div><div style="text-align: center;">Eliminated Leg 8</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">The hottest of the Season 6 hotties, Victoria had the distinction of being the first reality show contestant to be beaten by her husband on national TV (he claimed it was the editing - douche). Victoria was getting yelled at and pushed almost every episode under the guise of "the entrepreneur" team. What they should have focused on more was that Victoria was a Playboy centerfold (Miss January 1996). There are a lot of naked pictures out there so grab the Vaseline and check her out.</div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNKrQllYE7mnNBl2fpmVVEB3jrJDAr1-t71RQ-k_QsHDNu4eFvYeOemXdZgVbQm7HYaPttE21s3YXNvJFSTeIdChLzBevrqVHs8QJwlrs9VmsjbiV3OwkMG-3oQ9ZXwvdzNCJ23K0BzA/s1600-h/amber-brkich-05.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNKrQllYE7mnNBl2fpmVVEB3jrJDAr1-t71RQ-k_QsHDNu4eFvYeOemXdZgVbQm7HYaPttE21s3YXNvJFSTeIdChLzBevrqVHs8QJwlrs9VmsjbiV3OwkMG-3oQ9ZXwvdzNCJ23K0BzA/s400/amber-brkich-05.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291975136498042834" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">1) Amber Brkich</div><div style="text-align: center;">Amazing Race 7</div><div style="text-align: center;">Finished 2nd</div><div style="text-align: center;">Amazing Race 11</div><div style="text-align: center;">Eliminated Leg 4</div><div><br /></div><div>It pains me to have Amber Brkich at #1, but the girl is smoking hot. She appeared on two seasons of the Amazing Race with her douche husband Rob. Amber also won $1 million on Survivor, appearing twice on that as well. She has the two pronged hotness attack. She has that girl next door look (if the girl next door was a millionaire hot piece of ass) that can be transformed into the slutty, I-will-do-terrible-things-to-you-and-you'll-like-it look. From top to bottom, Amber Brkich is the hottest woman to ever compete on the Amazing Race.</div><div><br /></div><div> <br /><div><br /></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-62974444748056851532009-01-15T20:44:00.000-08:002009-01-15T20:47:06.801-08:00Cause People Need To Know<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEip5j5pwpw901_91_uWr5r1GQq9so7TcdpodUquhYdyCjWHK-dhTnnLTqsEzL9xFWWv11np7qg0j79KJzOd3OwqxZsxR-0ICkHKeffBxFJcEVxS5hCrMI1ODt4hLOpnIgp5jr2y15PqiA/s1600-h/1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 153px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEip5j5pwpw901_91_uWr5r1GQq9so7TcdpodUquhYdyCjWHK-dhTnnLTqsEzL9xFWWv11np7qg0j79KJzOd3OwqxZsxR-0ICkHKeffBxFJcEVxS5hCrMI1ODt4hLOpnIgp5jr2y15PqiA/s400/1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291748170460014050" /></a>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-78946857903662453452009-01-15T20:20:00.001-08:002009-01-15T20:23:40.418-08:00Please Don't Kill Each Other<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGKA8oGgmNbAccleKEdgeAi71USxCFkhcUUeJ2MxbPKo9xEOUOM0iOzw81TNPIT0zH6fV1O54JJU0sKUBbRAGcHrEv06gpDHOFYUC-8jTOu0D_sXVr3hXTrnDfkVnL11qwWDdUQZKjxA/s1600-h/20061126pd_fbn_rberger_sackPJ_230.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 230px; height: 248px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGKA8oGgmNbAccleKEdgeAi71USxCFkhcUUeJ2MxbPKo9xEOUOM0iOzw81TNPIT0zH6fV1O54JJU0sKUBbRAGcHrEv06gpDHOFYUC-8jTOu0D_sXVr3hXTrnDfkVnL11qwWDdUQZKjxA/s400/20061126pd_fbn_rberger_sackPJ_230.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291741895649654146" /></a><br /><div>One of you two needs to beat the Eagles or Cardinals in the Super Bowl so play nice.</div><div><br /></div><div>I predict two upsets this weekend.</div><div><br /></div><div>Ravens over Steelers 16-10</div><div><br /></div><div>Cardinals over Eagles 23-21</div>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-3595176375986358162009-01-15T09:09:00.001-08:002009-01-16T18:09:44.393-08:00Worst Comic Ever<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAZigXlimnxqN8bnI84y2mEUsZ4h1u55S68p5TejOwpVWRzgIhs9bczqbiYU-O2HJ4osblSSnQuBwAdvSwOmLInrI4hjxSQuXmVNrGRk35w5WYZOYoz852bBpp3axiZmmfdvKenq6MxA/s1600-h/ultimate_hulk_annual_1@p.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 263px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAZigXlimnxqN8bnI84y2mEUsZ4h1u55S68p5TejOwpVWRzgIhs9bczqbiYU-O2HJ4osblSSnQuBwAdvSwOmLInrI4hjxSQuXmVNrGRk35w5WYZOYoz852bBpp3axiZmmfdvKenq6MxA/s400/ultimate_hulk_annual_1@p.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291569028651601170" /></a><br /><div>I don't mean to keep harping on the shittyness of Jeph Loeb but what the fuck!!!!!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>I bought Ultimate Hulk Annual #1 without knowing anything about it. I grabbed it for a quick read on the shitter. After I was done, I would've wiped my ass with it if the staples wouldn't have cut into my hemorrhoids (um...moving on). I swear this was horrible. I got halfway through the issue and thought, "Who wrote this pile of shit, Jeph Loeb?" I looked and it was him! I kid you not!</div><div><br /></div><div>Let me tell you the basic summary of this story. </div><div><br /></div><div>Zarda from the Squadron Supreme has been left behind in the Ultimate Universe. She beats up the Wrecking Crew and as she gets ready to kill the Wrecker, is stopped by Captain America who let's her know that good guys don't kill. So far nothing out of the ordinary other than the fact that Ultimate Captain America has no problem killing people! That's ok thought. Let's just call it a minor continuity glitch that only a nerd would catch.</div><div><br /></div><div>But then the horror begins...</div><div><br /></div><div>Zarda goes to a restaurant and sees the Hulk arguing with the maitre d'. The restaurant has decided to not seat the Hulk because HE ISN'T WEARING PANTS!!!!!!!!!! Zarda and Hulk fight. Zarda beats up Hulk, but she doesn't kill him because public service announcements by Captain America are never forgotten. Instead, she drags the unconscious Hulk to a clothing store and buys him pants!</div><div><br /></div><div>Then they have sex.</div><div><br /></div><div>The end.</div><div><br /></div><div>Jeph Loeb must be stopped. He is easily the worst writer in comics. He makes Judd Winnick look like Alan Moore. It's unbelievable that this guy is given work.</div><div><br /></div><div>I feel dumber after having read this.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-12033370984590367052009-01-14T09:58:00.000-08:002009-01-14T13:05:23.533-08:00I Can't Wait For The Third One!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEAK9EJcKNQDrkVoHri4Aeqw9OM9Uslfmb-dIK4fV2w8sWR7vsB2E9tSej77_BW921J39cTi8I5dxxwhpd41Is-pTFFrZgiJxO2KGbZ2Vv-HRK4I0FoytoCtbus3PEvfLrJc1pnUUJmw/s1600-h/Tropic+Thunder.jpg"><blockquote></blockquote><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 322px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEAK9EJcKNQDrkVoHri4Aeqw9OM9Uslfmb-dIK4fV2w8sWR7vsB2E9tSej77_BW921J39cTi8I5dxxwhpd41Is-pTFFrZgiJxO2KGbZ2Vv-HRK4I0FoytoCtbus3PEvfLrJc1pnUUJmw/s400/Tropic+Thunder.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291211605427171010" /></a><br /><div>This is awesome!</div><div><br /></div><div>To see more <a href="http://www.holytaco.com/if-movie-posters-were-honest">go here.</a><blockquote></blockquote></div>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-71729352570369299782009-01-14T08:42:00.000-08:002009-01-14T08:57:49.642-08:00Who Would You Rather?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNKLp8YYJMP4-hg0INCRVzxGDenrqSrypFORLnbqAqp14yL5YPxDSkdYXtCJN8pHSDL4GQt3T06_kC8LR13cvwcYuvEp-g2yFqYL486EyyLup7cI3K4-Wzk8qZDRYEWUXzp5zEBdDScQ/s1600-h/MinkaKelly2_thumb.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNKLp8YYJMP4-hg0INCRVzxGDenrqSrypFORLnbqAqp14yL5YPxDSkdYXtCJN8pHSDL4GQt3T06_kC8LR13cvwcYuvEp-g2yFqYL486EyyLup7cI3K4-Wzk8qZDRYEWUXzp5zEBdDScQ/s400/MinkaKelly2_thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291191944757177698" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyCDJMCA2olheQaL_igVzaRUq6fx_GArrK4kZetRkhm3TCTJ4KA9U8lwC4g_iNn3c7cgct-k3om_r196uAZ5ezDqfS5-6klBSWN-5pPCzEYotqbFnghLyqyp7UPNJ8th-OJE5JuriEGg/s1600-h/200803312102575236346_Megan-Fox.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 299px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyCDJMCA2olheQaL_igVzaRUq6fx_GArrK4kZetRkhm3TCTJ4KA9U8lwC4g_iNn3c7cgct-k3om_r196uAZ5ezDqfS5-6klBSWN-5pPCzEYotqbFnghLyqyp7UPNJ8th-OJE5JuriEGg/s400/200803312102575236346_Megan-Fox.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291191941335213346" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicN06MeV5FnQ7lG_oYkwDWg1Gcclx84QfGNtOc1aCYyMBES3l7O2O-dppLJsZBylGYk289160wqMqJ25YGmQul9CTYupOEu_7IHGdMIkC3iPbv7BtVnz__MnvKwZz193NBThlQWQZhRA/s1600-h/7BF99226-09A3-4113-8137-8F9E60A03D8E.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 256px; height: 384px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicN06MeV5FnQ7lG_oYkwDWg1Gcclx84QfGNtOc1aCYyMBES3l7O2O-dppLJsZBylGYk289160wqMqJ25YGmQul9CTYupOEu_7IHGdMIkC3iPbv7BtVnz__MnvKwZz193NBThlQWQZhRA/s400/7BF99226-09A3-4113-8137-8F9E60A03D8E.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291191651047728914" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div>From top to bottom: Minka Kelly, Megan Fox and Odette Yustman.</div><div><br /></div><div>So this is a tough one. </div><div><br /></div><div>Minka Kelly has that girl next door vibe. It helps that she plays a cheerleader on Friday Night Lights. </div><div><br /></div><div>Megan Fox is the BA-ZOW! of this group. You look and her and your erection smacks you in the face (well mine does, not sure about you pee-wee). This girl oozes whore and if she had an STD you would probably tell her that you've been always looking to get syphilis and if she knew someone who had it.</div><div><br /></div><div>Odette Yustman is the winner though. She is a combination of Fox and Kelly. She has the girl next door looks, but also would do very dirty things to you behind closed doors. Come on, you all saw the "Fuck me" eyes she was giving the Cloverfield monster. Yustman wins this round.</div><div><br /></div><div>Thoughts?</div>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-65217556873866871252009-01-13T12:57:00.000-08:002009-01-13T13:00:43.549-08:00Why is 3-D Back?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://cjoke.com/Galerieen/3dbilder/tyrannosaurus-dinopark-muenchehagen-stereo-anaglyph-3d.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 525px; height: 600px;" src="http://cjoke.com/Galerieen/3dbilder/tyrannosaurus-dinopark-muenchehagen-stereo-anaglyph-3d.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />It seems like every 10 years, someone tries to bring 3-D and its lame glasses back to the forefront.<div><br /></div><div>It fails every time!</div><div><br /></div><div>This year so far, we have:</div><div><br /></div><div>Journey to the Center of the Earth</div><div>Monsters Vs. Aliens</div><div>Chuck 3-D</div><div><br /></div><div>Can it die now?</div>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-8177971718407487682009-01-13T12:17:00.000-08:002009-01-13T12:41:42.007-08:00What I'm Buying This Week<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGEviymLnXLmQP28RrjWHMhe1qnznZu5a82w-ZS43RxI9WM-cyThobw_8mWhMaf6gscyEdspEeiRtlh5zJEHpLgCLaQk7R_m5MoqCmz5tnoh-nftkoOtRmxkaorVSPlllKBe-4AYLxrQ/s1600-h/293.obama.barack.spidermancover.lc.010809.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 265px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGEviymLnXLmQP28RrjWHMhe1qnznZu5a82w-ZS43RxI9WM-cyThobw_8mWhMaf6gscyEdspEeiRtlh5zJEHpLgCLaQk7R_m5MoqCmz5tnoh-nftkoOtRmxkaorVSPlllKBe-4AYLxrQ/s400/293.obama.barack.spidermancover.lc.010809.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5290881024037523602" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://heavyink.com/images/covers/SEP08/MSEP080099.JPG"><span><span></span></span></a><span><span></span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgld5eVccih1BlXyg81F3uob-EHHKUlMNNrBAJnJJSFx5kRzrhfwYqpchNae3DJBaNzc6nynaQVCgl8EWyg-Y57yU6YEsfK5p-eKfbITtr1f7qFsza0pqA3XZW6n6PGzWUeb1rlyWbH9A/s1600-h/293.obama.barack.spidermancover.lc.010809.jpg"></a><span><span></span></span><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>DC Comics<div><br /></div><div>Final Crisis #6 (Of 7) </div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Someone explain to me why I'm still buying this? Am I just a sucker to event comic books?</span></div><div><br /></div><div>Marvel Comics</div><div><br /></div><div>Amazing Spider-Man #583 Obama Variant</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Come on! How can you resist this? Rumor has it that Obama and Spider-Man do a fist bump. Stop the presses!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">This will probably knock "The Search for Obama's New Dog" to page 2! </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">People getting killed in the Middle East? That falls somewhere between Paris Hilton's new STD and a feature on Ernest Borgnine.</span></div><div><br /></div><div>Deadpool #6 </div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Even Daniel Way hasn't been able to ruin this character. Of course, Jeph Loeb hasn't had a crack at him yet.</span></div>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1016880738930132800.post-21049143453083838492009-01-13T12:09:00.000-08:002009-01-13T12:12:57.814-08:00First Post<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqXVuzUNxbMw99IheomzuRCiUZ9LoDD6kh-NXwFqjiw-RSKfTMHCdbGiix1dt2xVWmtfd7Vuli65ID3Ib0XmHYHBOdiw6yBqJuH1m3c0U3kWCp0NfQjaDS1McjHcHqUO5CXTYVIlADbQ/s1600-h/d1kppr.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 222px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqXVuzUNxbMw99IheomzuRCiUZ9LoDD6kh-NXwFqjiw-RSKfTMHCdbGiix1dt2xVWmtfd7Vuli65ID3Ib0XmHYHBOdiw6yBqJuH1m3c0U3kWCp0NfQjaDS1McjHcHqUO5CXTYVIlADbQ/s400/d1kppr.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5290873544042048866"></a><br />Let's try this blogging thing out.<div><br /></div><div><br /></div>MFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08161913579321237307noreply@blogger.com2